Is it selfish that I’m glad you’re here? I could use the comfort.
Then you don’t have anything to worry about.
For a moment that made me forget about the bigger picture, the awful situation that we’re in. Thank you?
Should I be harder to convince from now on? I just might. I’m pretty great, aside from my hunger pains. Other than that, I’m lovely. How about you, dear?
No! I like you the way you are. I could charge Justin for sexual harassment, but other than that, I’m fine I guess. It’s been another suspenseful day.
I have a pickle in my pants.
I’m not a fan of miniature pickles.
Okay, yes. Take your anger out on me.
Psh. It takes way more than that to bring out my angry side. For example, a house without any pickles.
True. I guess we can. I don’t think you can have a magical King without a magical Queen. So yes, you can be magical too, love.
Thank you. You’re easily convinced and it’s much appreciated. So how are you today?
I don’t get it.
Of course you don’t. You’re a muggle. The cheesy jokes are helping me cope, okay?
I’m the only magical one around here.
We’re both royal. Can’t we both be magical too?
Oh. I’m still here. Guess I need to brush up on my magic skills.
Hm maybe, who cares really. I’m just bored all the time.
Would you rather almost die than be bored? But maybe there is something interesting around here that can keep you busy. Have you looked in the spare rooms or attic?